What do you call 3 Chinese guys, 1 Mexican, and 2 Black guys?
A Sprinkler....
Chink, Chink, Chink.. Spick.. Nigga, Nigga
Why do blacks put their garbage in clear bags?
So puerto ricans can window shop!
Q)There's 2 Black guys in a car, who's driving?
A)A cop.
Q)What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
A)The Pizza didn't scream in the oven.
Q)Why don't Mexicans like to bbq?
A)Because the beans always fall through the grill.
Q)"A black guy and a Mexican guy jump off a bridge, who wins"
A)Society.
Q)Why do Jews have big noses?
A)Because Air is free
Q) How are blacks like Christmas ordaments?
A) They're both fun to look at dangling from a tree.
Q) how do you know if a Koreans been in your house?
A) Your homework is done and your dog is gone.
Q)How come there is only two paul bearers at a black man's funeral?
A.) There is only two handles on a garbage can.
Q)Whats long and all black?
A)The welfare line
There is 5 Mexicans in a Cadillac. They drive off the Grand Cannon. What is sad about this story?
- A Cadillac seats 6.
How do you name a asian person?
- Throw a spoon on the wall and see what sound it makes.
Do You Know Why There Was Only 300 Mexicans Defending The Alamo?
Because They Only Had 4 Trucks.
Q)Why do black people have white in their palms?
Because everyone has a bit of good in them.
Folks I'm really not a racist, I won a colored TV and I believe everyone should own themselves a nigger. You may be suprised to learn that I have a black person in my family tree; we just haven't cut him down yet.
Q: How do you swat 200 flies at one time
A: Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.
Q: Why is a Black mans eyes always red after sex?
A: From the mace
Q: What's the difference between a black man and a pizza?
A: A pizza can feed a family of four.
Q: Why do black people smell?
A: So blind people can hate them too.
Q: How do you blindfold a chinese person?
A: Dental floss.
Q:What would the Jetsons be called if they were black?
A: Niggers.
Q: Why doesn't Mexico enter the Olympics?
A: Because all their best runners, jumpers and swimmers are in America.
Q: Why is tylenol white and not black?
A: It works.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA
Why do white people like to play hockey?
It’s the only other way to beat something black up if they're not a cop.
There were these three guys outside of a bar. There was a black guy, a white guy, and a chinese guy. They all had been in the bar before and saw this gorgious women.
Well they made a bet to see who could make the woman scream.
The black guy goes in a comes out and the women is laughing, and then the white guys goes in, well after he comes out she is laughing even harder.
The chinese guy goes in and a after a few minutes she is screaming bloody murder. Then he comes out, and the other two guys said how did you do that, and the chinese guy goes "Me chinese, me play trick, me put hot sauce on my dick!"
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