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A little boy and a little girl were playing. The little boy exposes himself, and pointing says" my daddy says I have one of these and you don't!".
The little girl very upset by this runs crying into the house. A while later, very much settled and content, she comes out. She exposes herself and pointing says "I have one of these, and my mommy says when I get older if I am good, I can have all of those I want!".
What's the best part about a 7 year old girl in the shower?
When her hair's wet she looks 5.
On April first Stacy goes into labor, and after 5 hours of labor she finally pops out a kid. As soon as it pops out the doctor grabs it and starts shaking it like crazy, then he starts throwing it up in the air like someone's tossing a pizza dough, and then he starts hitting the baby's head against the wall. Incredulous, the mother shouts out, "What in the fuck are you doing!?" As soon as she says that the doctor stops and gets a huge grin and says, "April Fools!!! Your baby was already dead."
What's the difference between peas and semen?
Maddy McCann never got used to the taste of peas
What's the difference between Natalie Holloway and my TV remote?
I actually want to find my TV remote.
What do a seven year old girl and Pringles have in common?
Once you pop, you just can't stop.
What do a seven year old girl and my dog have in common?
I actually let my dog out of its cage.
And I don't fuck my dog.
What does Natalie Holloway and two million starving African children have in common?
No one fucking cares
What does a kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
Cancer
A young 7 year old girl, walks in the bathroom & actually walked in on her uncle taking a bath, With surprise, the girl points at his semi erect penis & asks "wow, whats that uncle john ?"
"oh, that's my snake dear" replied the uncle.
"when will I get 1 of those" asks the child ? "When yr mum goes to bingo"
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